Commenter Madelyn brough this awesome picture to my attention:
This is infinitely better than any of the Jezebel “Cover Lies”, and really does summarize everything that is so messed up about Cosmo: Everything is about sex, (horrible) sex advice, and pleasing “your man”. The only thing I would change is the blurb about Christina Hendricks: Magazines seem to be focusing on her “OMG! CURVES!” more than her talent as an actor, or even her sex appeal.
If you created this image, please email or comment, so I can give you the credit you deserve.