I bought myself a sixer of Magic Hat No. 9 yesterday, and I discovered that the bottlecaps include little phrases on them. My first one said
“You need to write more”
The second said
“Heed the Spirit. If You can Hear It”
The third said
“Don’t hex what’s best”
My personal favorite read
“You were expecting something funny?”
No, I wasn’t. I wasn’t even expecting my beer to tell me to write more. Which I’m doing, obviously.
It’s nice to see an alcoholic beverage sarcastically tell me to improve myself.