Author Archives: Elena

My beer is taunting me

I bought  myself a sixer of Magic Hat No. 9 yesterday, and I discovered that the bottlecaps include little phrases on them. My first one said “You need to write more” The second said “Heed the Spirit. If You can … Continue reading

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Oh hai.

I’ve been busy enjoying my new room, in my new house (rented with friends), and it finally looks like a room someone lives in, and not a black hole for ALL OF THE BOXES. I also celebrated a milestone by wearing … Continue reading

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Pictures of Myself: Fin

This is the face of someone who is done with finals, and forcing herself to pack and clean before she does anything irresponsible: In other random news, I’m loving al of the random stuff that has been collecting in the … Continue reading

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Pictures of Myself: Newscaster Meets Victoria’s Secret Angel

Guess what happens when you have to dress up as a newscaster for a film project , and simultaneously do laundry? You look a little something like this: Business on top, tart-tastic on the bottom. The jacket I picked up … Continue reading

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Your goddamn rabbit outfit is not “couture”.

If you have never read gloria Steinem’s “A Bunny’s Tale”, you need to. NOW. While Steinem certainly has her flaws as a Major Feminist Thinker, the piece she wrote about working at the Playboy Club in New York City is … Continue reading

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Picture of Myself: I conquer the trompe l’oeil hipster skirt.

It’s finals week. Shoot me now. It is still hellishly hot, so skirts are the way to go. And I’m glad I found this one, which I purchased at ARC, or as I call it, “The hipster store”.  They sell … Continue reading

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Pictures of Myself: It’s Too Darn Hot

It. Is. Sofa. King. Hot. Out. Side. It was 99 yesterday. And it isn’t just the heat. The air is so thick and humid that walking outside feels like drownign in a hot, pollen-tastic bath. Air conditioning is my best … Continue reading

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