Category Archives: Celebrity

HAHAHA AHAHAHAH AHHAHA HA.

Posted on February 25, 2011 by Elena

http://www.youtube.com/viralvideos#p/u/1/0UCGOVg-E_w Oh Brett Erlich. How I love thee. And for the record, I don’t think you’re weird. And I’d love to touch you. A lot.

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Regarding Whiskey and Baking.

Posted on December 27, 2010 by Elena

My family doesn’t drink liquor all that much. My mom and dad both enjoy rum on the rocks. My mom drinks Glenfiddich as a special treat now and then. About once a year, we buy a bottle of bourbon to … Continue reading →

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I’m BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

Posted on October 20, 2010 by Elena

Hey everyone! I’m not dead! I’ve just been phenomenally busy. Anyway, I’m sorry to have abandoned the blog, but I will be writing a “wrap-up” post about my experiences following eveyrthing Cosmo has told me to do. And if you … Continue reading →

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Day 23, Part One: A fluff piece, with a Lady GaGa reference. How charming.

Posted on October 5, 2010 by Elena

I feel somewhat obligated to post this video in response to the article “Why Bad Romances Won’t Let Go” (CosmoNews Relationships, page 52). You’re welcome. For the most part, the advice in this article isn’t actually bad (if you’ve had … Continue reading →

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Day 22, Part One: Adventures in Mad Matte Lipstick and More

Posted on October 4, 2010 by Elena

I am tied up with finishing a PhotoShop assignment, but my good friend Brit has a guest post, on some horrible matte lipstick advice. xoxoxo Elena Greetings blogosphere! In case you haven’t figured it out, I’m the “lucky” friend that … Continue reading →

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Day 17, Part One: The Menz, They is So Crabby

Posted on September 30, 2010 by Elena

I have a strong temper. So does the Stig. But miraculously enough, we both have the magical ability to control our tempers, so either of us aren’t stuck explaining to our RA why the ceiling has collapsed and why there’s so … Continue reading →

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Day 12, Part Two: The World’s Dumbest Workout Routine, Part 1

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Elena

Last night, I had a delicious bacon and egg cheeseburger at midnight. How terrible of me! I’ve put myself at risk of getting Flabby Arms! However, Cosmo has come to the rescue with a helpful arm-toning workout called “Erase Arm … Continue reading →

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Day 10, Part One: Cosmo is an ass. Literally.

Posted on September 23, 2010 by Elena

So what if Cosmo says your fat? Well, I ain’t down with that! Those immortal lines come courtesy of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s immortal song “Baby Got Back”. I might a well post the video as well, because the rest of this … Continue reading →

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Day 8, Part One: Nail Polish Is So Gay, Men Can’t Keep their Eyes to Themselves

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Elena

Beware! According to Cosmo, there’s an evil beauty trend that is corrupting teh menz! Nail Polish! Seriously, Cosmo? You’re criticizing Ronaldo for wearing toenail polish? And not for being the biggest freaking whiner and faker in futbol? His pointless theatrics … Continue reading →

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Day 7, Part One: In loving defense of Ice-T and Coco

Posted on September 19, 2010 by Elena

Sunday is a day of rest. Ergo, I’ll be spending Sundays solely looking at the articles in Cosmo, and not being Cosmo’s prized guinea pig. Anyways, Cosmo wants to let you know that there is a right way, and a … Continue reading →

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